Christian

Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.

Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!

by Den varmeste November 24, 2021

Name tag Christians

Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .

So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.

by Kcboommm September 14, 2025

Christian

A guy who shaves his legs

John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day

by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024

Christian

Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!

"Christian is such an wonderful person"

by Ulturasexyman December 7, 2018

Christian

A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it

BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.

by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025

Christian

The most sexiest man you will ever meet always makes you like he is so charming at hott unlike anyone else he is the best person youll ever meet i love a good christian

Girl 1. That boy christian is so hott

Girl 2. Hes my girl

Girl 1. No no no no no so hott

by Jeffop June 17, 2019

christian josefsson

christian josefsson

Hej Christian josefsson!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm7469 February 23, 2024