Christian

The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.

Christian is a bot

by Karen 2.0 November 22, 2021

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christian davis

Bag full of dicks

When Jeremiah wouldn't get the nudes I called him a Christian Davis

by Jeremiah lacerna August 1, 2017

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Christian lanuza

christian lanuza is the type of person that you only meet once in your life, he is so heart warming, amazing, smart, hardworking, loyal, understanding and handsome. He is the definition of perfect and no one can ever compare themselves to christian because he is so rare and so unique. He also has an amazing family that is very kind and beautiful! christian lanuza is amazing and he is so very important to me!

christian lanuza simply breathes*
all the girls: “omg chris date me!”

by wavyoranges June 5, 2021

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Christian and Andrea

The best. Soulmates. One of a kind love. Written in the stars. Forever. End of story. The end.

That’s a Christian and Andrea.

by ChristiansWoman August 20, 2023

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National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.

I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.

by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019

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