Astrolo-Boner

When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.

1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"

2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"

1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"

by AWildPikachu November 8, 2012

Anti-Boner

1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.

"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"

"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"

by MJW33 July 31, 2012

Boner bend

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

by GhostWarriorDong October 2, 2013

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by MonsterGagz March 23, 2011

Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

by patbutcherswetlips October 26, 2011

Bong Boner

That feeling you get after hitting a bong.

Dude, that hit gave me a bong boner so bad.

by JuneYank69 July 19, 2018

Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.

Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.

by Fillcolons October 4, 2018