Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

by patbutcherswetlips October 26, 2011

Corps Boner

A person who takes the corps too seriously and thinks being called a Corps boner is a complement. Also can be a roommate who can never take getting pranked because “we are gunna get in trouble”

Hey crimson chin your such a Corps Boner

Thanks man I love this place even though I really want to go home

by SauceManYT February 24, 2020

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

by velopciraptor September 5, 2016

acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013

boner selfie

The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.

Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!

by SuhDewd April 11, 2016

No Claims Boner

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

by Daneeyul January 26, 2014