in the air

Having your ass in the airs while watching porn, solo sexual activity.

Person 1: Why are they grounded?
Person 2: They were caught in the air last night.

by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

Air Force

substitute for asf/af

Yo! Dis sh** go hard Air Force, mane !!

by Amogus Sussi Baka May 23, 2023

BLACK AIR FORCE SYNDROME

a deadly virus. When one white air force accidentally steps on a black air force, the black air force will be infected with the black air force syndrome. The infected will stomp on every shoe they see, Jordans, Nike, everything. Creasing every shoe on its path.

chigga: "ching chong omg he has the black air force syndrome"
chigga 2: "ching chong yeah lets avoid him"

by Dr, Sol October 6, 2024

Air

Air is normally invisible. From space, the atmosphere, which is made of air, looks like a thin blue band because of the way the light passes through it. That's the same reason why the sky looks blue. Down here, we can trace air with smoke or feel it with a fan.

i like inhaling Air

by swampam November 9, 2020

Vape air

A fine vaperizor store where you can see weird shit go down every day

Person one: I went to pick up some vape product and the shop owner was doing some weird shit

Person 2: that’s got to be vape air, weirdness happens all the time there

by Johndoe877 September 23, 2022

air blader

Someone whose only form of physical exercise is drying their hands in a Dyson airblade

Unfit? He’s a total air blader

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020