Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.

Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype

by Ijustwantedtowritesomething May 3, 2024

Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.

Your such a Christian

by anonymous October 11, 2022

christian

Christian; a person feels they are chosen.

Katie: I am a christian conservative
Abdul: but you cheated on your husband in a field

by Criterion 0485 May 16, 2018

Christian

A guy who shaves his legs

John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day

by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024

Christian Dinner

The time that Christians have dinner, 5:30. Can also be any time between 5-6.

I’ll see you at Christian Dinner.

by soluseity May 24, 2024

Christian

Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.

Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"

by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019

Christian

A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it

BRO HOW DID YOU LET HIM DOWN ME YOUR SUCH A Christian.

by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025