Pig mac

Originally advertised as a breakfast sandwich but in excecution it oversteps the line of being a start of the day meal. A Brioche bun with a breakfast sausage patty, the patty size is atleast 1/4lb. Cheese is melted on the patty, then a fried egg and its topped with bacon. Together this makes The Pig mac, a salty porcine lump of fried food than hits heavy in your arteries and later, your bowels.

Cody: Station breakfast is gonna be breakfast sandwiches today.
Station: If that means you're making Pig macs again then we'll eat cereal.

by shinwig July 7, 2024

Carrying the pigs to market

An individual, usually a bloke who walks with his arms out as if suffering from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms held out away from the body as if carrying a pig, under each arm to be sold at the local market.

Look at this skinny clown at the bar - he’s carrying the pigs to market!

by echo-t2o-n9ne-on1 December 30, 2021

Run pig

Male reference: slang term for the act of sexual intercourse

Yeah, after Red Lobster and the movies, she couldn't wait to get somewhere and let me " Run Pig! "

by Indecisive7 November 3, 2017

pig

pigs are horrible creatures that may appear to be innocent but in reality they are the evil messengers of the horrible hostile quagga. just like the move people, pigs are here to cause harm and destroy society. pigs hate boars and the fungus because in ancient society, Fungus the Second helped the boars escape the torture of the higher class pigs. you must not let yourself be cursed by pigs or else hostile quagga will infect your life and cause havoc on not you but also everyone else you love. pig propaganda is everywhere, shows like peppa pig are a prime example. you have to be careful. if you find yourself under this curse, you must pray to The Gaming Fungus and Boar that the curse will be lifted and they will come and rescue you back into a life of bliss. shun pigs and shun hostile quagga.

Normie 1: my favorite animals are pigs

Normie 2: OMG me too!! did you see that 'pig is the new boar' gif on discord? it was so funny!

Normie 1: LOL!!! my favorite show is peppa pig!!

Enlightened person 1: STOP!! do not say that horrible word ever again! Do you know what they did to boars??? (lore is explained and Normie 1 and Normie 2 become Enlightened person 2 and Enlightened person 3 and are saved from the curse).

by fungusfollower2 April 25, 2022

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

pig farmer

A guy who's not ashamed to hit on large women.

He's a pig farmer - he waits until all the hot chicks leave the bar so he can pick up a thicc one to take home.

by ThiccFarmer June 22, 2022

Pit Pig

A man with an armpit fetish who enjoys sniffing and/or licking other men’s armpits because the masculine musk and tangy sweat turns him on.

A: “At first the armpit thing was a joke, but I think I might really be a Pit Pig. I want to taste that man’s sweat.”
B: “Eugh, you actually like sticking your nose in a guy’s pit and smelling that man musk?”
A: “Only when he’s hairy.”

by YourMomIsAPsyop September 25, 2024