Kerim the turd 

He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.

He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.

Look, it’s kerim the turd aka the bald ogre

Kerim the turd by nobody.22 January 16, 2025

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd 

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Chuck the Turd

An Australian play on 'Charles the Third'... Anti-Royal, Anti-Imperialist, Anti-Colonisation

That fukken Chuck the Turd ... We gotta Chuck that Turd!

Chuck the Turd by Faaarkenell September 16, 2025

Twin Engine Turd

When a couple holds hands while facing eachother and squatting while taking poops.

Oh my god, girl, you won’t believe what me and ryan did this weekend while camping… we took twin engine turds, it was so romantic.

Nah bro, she wasn’t the one… She wouldn’t take a twin engine turd with me.

Twin Engine Turd by ChungyChan March 20, 2026

Different sides of the same turd 

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

Different sides of the same turd by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Soft as a pensioner's turd 

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

Soft as a pensioner's turd by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box 

The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .

Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!

New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box by X!ON July 26, 2024