Chris Kutyla

The biggest NPC of all time who like emos and gets hard looking at one.

Chris Kutyla is a Chris Kutyla

by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

Chris

A fellow friend of the "Juan" species. Their common enemy is the "Sebastian" species. Chris are pretty funny, and like memes and Nintendo. They'll cheer you up when you're sad, and they're honest. But they do ghost you sometimes, oh well, it doesn't matter. All in all, Chris is a really good friend that you can trust.

Yo dude! Check out this sick meme Chris just posted!

by TheShortHispanicKid_69 January 30, 2020

Chris

A goon or a fat pig

Cool, look at that chris

by CHriskeympon June 30, 2025

Chris

He is a guy who will cheat on you and use you for your body. He will act like he is in love with you but really only wants you for sex. He is someone who says the same things to every girl that he meets.

Chris is a player

by Bigdaddy66666 June 10, 2020

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023