Mini-pizza

That store pizza. It is really good, actually! Perfect for a fast snack due to it's small size.

Jack: Hey, tom. Did you hear about mini-pizzas?
Tom: Yeah. They're nice, actually.

by A non-fortnite fan. January 8, 2020

sloppy pizza

zit covered vagina

I just couldnt man she had a sloppy pizza

by M95 March 21, 2014

Pizza Talk

The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.

Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.

Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks

by SofaPizza January 31, 2024

Smashing Pizza

1. Having rough intercourse, generally anal, and generally without a condom.

2. Eating a pizza with some friends.

1. It all started when she asked me to rub her back, and fifteen minutes later I was smashing her pizza.

2. I spent my whole night last night watching Star Wars and smashing pizza with the guys. It was great.

by Pizzasmash July 24, 2017

Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.

Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.

by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 1, 2022

Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010