That's what Jesus said

Clever retort applied where "That's what she said" could have been. Or even sometimes where it wouldn't be, the possibilities are endless.

"I'm just gonna hang around here for a while"

-"that's what Jesus said"

by SavKy January 11, 2009

zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

Jesus Super Soaker

It is the Super Soaker. To have one destroys the purpose of Super Soakers in the first place. It is the epitome of Super Soaking. One with a Jesus Super Soaker will automatically win all Super Soaker battles.

Bob: Hey, Nate just got the Jesus Super Soaker.
Jayme: This is gay. Lets go play Pokemon.

by Jimmz November 12, 2008

Jesus Take the Wheel

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

Pulled off a jesus

when some one dies and then comes back to life again.

ken: Sweet Lord! Devon pulled off a jesus!

kathy: He died two months ago! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!

by deadleet May 15, 2009

mini ranga jesus

fucking life

praise mini ranga jesus

by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023