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Get the Simp mug.A Simp Mans, basically a manz who’s obsessed wit gyal, n puts dem first b4 antg n can’t get dem outta Dey head 247, a simp mans can do a variety of tings all at once: a nice guy( who does tings 4 others, especially women, but can’t for himself,) the nosy mf(always givin too much attention, askin what da 🐕 doin everyday, how her day was, what she ate etc.) lame 🥷🏽( has poor game, can’t entertain thru txt or call and Makes no moves at the end of the day, this mf could be talkin for 3 months and no link is secured) this mf keeps getting ghosted no matter how he tries. Ayt dats it keep scrolling
How long u been talkin to her,” “ we’ll about a month and a ha-“ “AND STILL NO LINK, fam ur a simp mans💀”
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A guy will do anything for girls in other words instead of following the boys motto bros b4 hoes he simps and choose hoes over bros such a shame..
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M ediocre
P ussy
A guy will do anything for girls in other words instead of following the boys motto bros b4 hoes he simps and choose hoes over bros such a shame..
Guy 1: yall know Ahmed no3mani (zombie) he is a major simp, he literally follows every girl on Instagram and I bet he is following every girl on your Instagram account
Guy 2: Omg, wtf he really does follow every girl on my account. What a fucking simp bro LMFAOOOOOOO
Guy 2: Omg, wtf he really does follow every girl on my account. What a fucking simp bro LMFAOOOOOOO
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He most oftenly gives a girl compliments, are nice over the top to them even tho they hardly know them and just places himself under the girl just to win them over.
And even doing all this they never get laid anyway.
Im sorry Lucas but simping won't help you loose your virginity. But that's alright because premarital sex is a sin and being a virgin is cool!
He most oftenly gives a girl compliments, are nice over the top to them even tho they hardly know them and just places himself under the girl just to win them over.
And even doing all this they never get laid anyway.
Im sorry Lucas but simping won't help you loose your virginity. But that's alright because premarital sex is a sin and being a virgin is cool!
Lucas - Yeah I know he is behaving a total jerk to you, deserve someone that treats you better!
The whole squad - QUIT SIMPING!!!
The whole squad - QUIT SIMPING!!!
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