Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

Clown Circus

Clown Circus is the first known album in the solo band Lemon Demon hosted by Neil Cicierega. It was made on April 5, 2003.

Neil made this album when he was under 17, and started actually making music long before that… isn’t that impressive?

Person 1: Have you listened to Clown Circus by Lemon Demon yet…?
Person 2: What has gotten into you

by Ashalotl2 July 8, 2024

Clown

When someone has the person they are talking to’s number saved as something sweet but the other person doesn’t even have their name saved in general.

I had his name saved as bae but he didn’t even have my number saved. Clown shit.

by hayshudbf May 12, 2020

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Clown

Patrick

Patrick is a clown because he cry’s every time I say anything

by Patrick is a clown September 5, 2019

flay clown

flay clown.

flay clown.

by anonymous May 13, 2023

Clown

A cringey insult given by someone who disagrees with another’s opinion. People who call someone a clown or use the clown emoji often have retardation and no backup for their argument.

Person 1: “I prefer Xbox over PlayStation because the Xbox has better system hardware.”
Person 2: “Ok Clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡”

by 100% Right July 9, 2019