Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel May 28, 2018

ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut

Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut

by feesh June 7, 2018

that's some cut

It is a phrase that is used when one is in shocked when a Jew is lynched by having their wrists cut open by a rusty knife.

During the holocaust my friend got lynched. Afterwords I said that's some cut.

by Frogmanhouse March 7, 2017

cut a dook

Synonymous with defecating. Taking a shit. Dropping a deuce. Cutting a dook.

Dammit! Someone is in the men's room cutting a dook!
I have to go cut a dook.

by Caliado September 4, 2015

cut threw

Slide on you

Trynna fuck

Birthday coming up trynna cut threw 👅💦🍆

by Mosthated_Zahh😈😋 May 11, 2016

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

cut the sound

turn the volume down

Are you deaf or what ? Cut the sound bro !

by Oldgit69 February 24, 2016