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Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual
I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker
by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
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Not Texas Man

Guy with a Incredibly small dick, He was born in a "Lab" got adopted by galactus, Then his 2 black father figures adopted him and called him texas man then died. He is also a famous retard and a viet.
by hooman101 October 27, 2022
mugGet the Not Texas Manmug.

Texas

Texas (/ˈtɛksəs/, also locally /ˈtɛksɪz/; Spanish: Texas, Texas ) is a state in the South Central region of the United States. At 268,596 square miles (695,662 km2), and with more than 29.1 million residents in 2020, it is the second-largest U.S. state by both area (after Alaska) and population (after California). Texas shares borders with the states of Louisiana to the east, Arkansas to the northeast, Oklahoma to the north, New Mexico to the west, and the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the south and southwest; and has a coastline with the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast.
Hey bro!
Hiiiii!
How is it in Texas?
Kinda good!
Niceeeee.
by Α January 25, 2022
mugGet the Texasmug.

Texas speech

You know, it’s like Texas Toast, but for speech.
by Definitely not blue February 24, 2025
mugGet the Texas speechmug.

texas trespass

While engaged in Doggy-style intercourse, A man moving his penis from the vagina to rectum quickly without notifying his partner, Typically used when said partner is not fond of anal sex.
Sheila doesn't like anal sex, but I managed to get a few strokes in using the Texas Trespass last night.
by Captin Mccloud September 26, 2017
mugGet the texas trespassmug.

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