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Shit hole of the area located near Woodville jasper and warren Texas nothing but meth head crack fiends Mormons and two faced fucktards who sell there mommas left ass cheek for next fix
by Momaparish15 March 22, 2023
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Smoking on Texas

To smoke a large blunt of some kind
by Thumbybruh August 28, 2023
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Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.
“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”
by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024
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Polar Bear In Arlington Texas

Used To describe when something in a list is noticeably and significantly worse than everything else. usually used as a image of a polar bear with the text "What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas"
Person 1: why is Arby's here. its literally the Polar Bear In Arlington Texas
by Apollo1721 February 26, 2024
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Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size
Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!
by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025
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Duffy my Texas

Wyatt told a girl “come Duffy my Texas” three sheets on a porch swing.
by Papa Duffy August 31, 2025
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hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
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