You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013
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Mike: damn bruh you good?
Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.
Mike: oh fr?
Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.
Mike: you just had post-water clarity.
Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.
Mike: oh fr?
Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.
Mike: you just had post-water clarity.
by rog43 January 29, 2022
Get the post-water clarity mug.A blue water burrito is another word for shit in a porta potty.
The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
The burrito represents a long and solid turd while the blue water is the blue liquid in the porta potty.
by Angry russian110 January 4, 2020
Get the Blue water burrito mug.water that comes from a pink lulu-lemon water bottle with LOVE printed on the side, its extremely statisfing in the summer when your thirsty
by titsandasswithballs August 4, 2008
Get the love water mug.a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.
literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.
by earpuller January 19, 2006
Get the pushing water uphill mug.Verb. A specific derivative of drinking the kool aid that refers to the tendency of left- wing activists to blindly follow their leaders and ideological beliefs without any appreciation for reality or opposing points of view. Persons who are drinking the bong water will often attach themselves to liberal causes or pursuits that don't have a snowball's chance in Hades of achieving victory.
Dave: Well, it looks like my sister is drinking the bong water again.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.
by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006
Get the drinking the bong water mug.Water or what is commonly known as H20 is synthetically created using complex neurodynamic organisms. Examples of such are hoses, sinks, or any other living breathing thing that if you stand too close will blast it in your mouth
by I is a gud righter April 2, 2007
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