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Cum sock

When your homie shows you his cum sock under his bed he has been hiding
John:Bro look at my cum sock under my bed.
Mike: Ew WTF Bro that sock is harder then a rock.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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tie dye slipper sock

someone who is a cozy sock and makes you feel warm but add a little bit of ~spice~
by patty rox November 15, 2020
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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all
G.K and C.R (initials) are the most sexiest sock babies, I want to be them.
by Sockbaby2.0 May 20, 2018
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Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.
Oh man i found my old battle sock.
by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025
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shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .
oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.
by mikey81p November 17, 2020
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