Texas Chilidog

The product of throwing up on top of a shit in the toilet.

Ex:" My roomate left a surprise in the toilet and I turned it into a Texas Chilidog."

by Potato_Soup530 August 7, 2022

Chandler Texas

The blue waffle of texas. You can come here for your shooting up parties, an STD, and an ounce of MSN, cut with a lottle bit of dope.

Incest infested.

Staff infested.

Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.

Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.

If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.

Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.

Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.

And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.

Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off

Wow, Chandler Texas, is full of cross dressers.

My mama gave me my first bump in Chandler texas.

by Dopehousemind June 14, 2022

Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.

Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.

by KrugerFC June 14, 2022

Texas Valve

Valves worked by overweight men with hemorrhoids and awesome dad bods.

Those guys that worked those Texas Valves sure can pound some donuts.

by HotScottySandpacker June 16, 2022

Texas kiss

When you take a sip of water and push it through the lips to whoever you're making out with

Yo it was so hot outside that that girl gave me a Texas kiss

by noway421 June 18, 2022

Texas

Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.

I love you Texas <3

by SmellyDiapers June 21, 2022

Texas Peter

A gay texan that has a problem putting a finger up their ass

That guy looks like a texas peter

by GalaxyGod June 25, 2022