"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023

by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017

Used by men to imply the summoning of demonic forces in order to accentuate the domination towards the female
by Hemir574 June 26, 2021

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.
by Van1lla December 9, 2007

Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
by thoughtography August 19, 2015

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.
Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.
by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012
