Sam

An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.
“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”
by aowjehd September 02, 2022
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the horniest yet loving mf youll ever meet. hes dry but trying his best to support and show me love <3 hes the boyfriend ive always wanted. he cancels plans to hang out with me and is very bad at remembering to reply when i message him. he is very energetic, he always runs at me to hug/kiss me and doesnt let go of me when i hug him. he loves me with all this heart and doesnt give up on me :) hell forever be my love <3 hes got chocolate labrador vibes and has adhd so he does things that can be seen as flirting by others but his heart is mine <3 he loves pokemon, cars and me. we always watch movies and cuddle in my bed... he doesn't understand my feelings because i have bpd but hes trying his hardest and i love him sm <3
me: i love sam so much.
by sam..smells December 01, 2022
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Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.
"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone
by Sam Haater April 11, 2023
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Sam is a amazing sweet and kind person. Can be very funny and smart. Always the top in the class and has many close friends. She can be as nice as possible but is never afraid to be a little mean if needed. Even though she is nice on the outside and always happy can easily be shut down in social events. Very social awkward and has lots of anxiety. Sam is a beautiful, strong, smart, and athletic girl.
You should be friends with Sam she’s so nice and funny!
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Look at that Sam!
Dont call him sammy!
by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 08, 2019
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