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Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was a NFL Quarterback who is possibly the statistically worst QB to ever habe multiple starts. When he played with the 1984 Chicago Bears, he was so bad that he was benched and replaced by a running back (HOF Walter Payton).

Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.

The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.
When Bill - the King of Memes - ran out of memes, Don became the starting QB of memes. When Don ran out of memes- they were stuck with Jen's lame ass memes. You can see that Jen is the Rusty Lisch of memes.
by Meme King! June 1, 2025
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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."
by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024
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Rusty racket

A prostitution ring that spealises in elderly ginger gentleman
I was walking my dog down by the docks and only walked straight into a rusty racket
by Rumbag April 12, 2024
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Rusty Cage

When she goes from tossing your salad to a bj without rinsing first.
Man she gave me the best rusty cage ever!
by Yablo April 22, 2024
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Rusty Cage

Going from tossing your salad to a BJ without rinsing.
She gave me the best rusty cage ever!
by Yablo April 22, 2024
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Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.
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