Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.

Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!

by N1mrod November 30, 2020

ninja ops

When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.

Man, I had to do some Ninja Ops at Michelle's house last night just so I could get some.

by Ojete April 27, 2014

Ninja Dick

When somebody as an above average or otherwise huge penis when erect but shrinks to near disappearance when flaccid, or in other words vanishes like a ninja.

Example: That mother fucker has a ninja dick.
Example 2: I got ninja dick. that shit maybe 1 or 2 inches long till I get a hard on but then that shit massive.

by Pickle Reeves May 3, 2023

Ninja

Ninja is a god that dyes his hair different colors every now and then

Ninja got a 360 no scope

by Flanner June 4, 2018

ninja footprint

Another term for camel toe, characterized by the toeprint a ninja's shoes leave on the ground.

Did you see how tight that chick's shorts were?
Yeah, that was one hell of a ninja footprint.

by CrapsimusMaximus May 21, 2017

ninja-shin

A mass of swelling from the top of the ankle and up to the knee that doesn't stop you from walking or jogging..

Dude kicked the heavy bag so many times he got some ninja-shin..

by 12speed June 15, 2023

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022