by guy with your mom February 13, 2017
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Get the Jovanni's mom mug.A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies
by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023
Get the Beige mom mug.A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018
Get the Coffee mom mug.A person who has been tasked (self appointed or by the group) with any combination of the following: setting up the cannabis concentrates to be consumed by their peers, taking care of the "wounded soldiers", aka lightweight smokers, or in general being a great host at a smoke sesh. This then dubs the caretaker person the "Dab mom".
Every time I go to Kate's apartment she takes such good care of me. She has the best concentrates and even heats up my nail, even if it's just because I destroy the quartz banger when I torch it, she's still a total Dab Mom.
by BrowneyedandBaked February 8, 2018
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