Your mom

A word used when you have absolutely nothing else to say, don't want to answer a question, or are bored and want to say something that will make people think you are wierd, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

Dude: Hey whatcha watchin?
Other Dude: Your mom.
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Kilrory: Man my computer is so slow!
Me: Your mom's so slow.
Kilrory: Shut up Michi.
Me: Your mom needs to shut up.

by ElizabethXDisaster June 7, 2009

your mom

a very cheering up joke used whereever

"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"

"your mom"

"*sighs*"

by your mom for reals November 4, 2009

Kong's mom

A chinese woman who likes to be the person in the middle of a bococki

Hey look, it's Kong's mom!

Don't be a fucking Kong's mom again.

by ErnestHoe February 17, 2008

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

Your Mom

The hottest bitch alive

Your mom

by giantthings December 5, 2014

Mom Crap

The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.

Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.

by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014

mom gap

The feeling of being attracted to someone who resembles a family member.

John thinks Julie Bowen is hot, but I don't know how he jumped the mom gap, she looks like his aunt.

by Chamca November 17, 2013