Mexican Firing Squad

Where traditional firing squads assure the death of the captive, a Mexican Firing Squad is different. It is a strategic blunder, mistake, ill concieved plan, or it can be planned by an itiod in where the prisoner is surrounded by troops with weapons ready to fire, but the armed party is in a circle.

If you do not see where this causes the problem read on or you might find yourself in one someday; a circle is good for ring-around-the-rosey and for pioneers to circle wagons to shoot away from, but to fire in a circle means that a few bullets will go outside of the circle eventually and most likely hit somone on the other end.

The bank robber got away the second time when the Texas State Troopers formed a Mexican Firing Squad and killed eath other letting the 2-bit hood escape.

by santos miguelito September 19, 2008

Mexican Car Bomb

When you fart in somebodies car when they are parking with the windows rolled up. Upon return the smell has been magnified by hours sitting in the hot sun and explodes with the opening of a the door. Usually done with a taco fart.

I gave Tom a ride to work and he thanked me with a Mexican Car Bomb.

by Fygg Nuuton January 13, 2009

Mexican Tornado Drill

When you need to throw out a roach while hot boxing, so you take a sharp left or right turn to throw it out the left or right window so all the smoke piles on the opposite side and doesn't leak out of the car.

Shit dude! I need to throw out this roach! Let's do a Mexican Tornado Drill!

by J - ASS July 11, 2010

mexican fence climbers

a boot often worn by mexicans with the pointed toe and large heel.

dog the bounty hunter wears mexican fence climbers to look taller..

by chance greenroyd January 18, 2007

Mexican Rocket Ship

An outdoor portable toilet, as typicaly seen around construction sites.

Man, I gotta find a place to piss!
Just climb in that mexican rocket ship.

by RJLINDY August 12, 2008

mexican french horn

Term for leaf blowers, such as those used by gardeners.

Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.

by dannyb December 24, 2007

Mexican Snow Storm

The Activity which involves a group of mexican men mastorbating onto a male or females face or body. Similiar to a Bukakke but instead of Japenese men, its Mexican.

Dude she just got hammered by a Mexican now Storm!

-Whats all over her face?

- oh she just got back from a Mexican Snow storm.

by Jerk Smith September 5, 2008