pleasure-maxing

A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.

Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.

“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”

by pluffaduff May 7, 2025

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Max Snowden

The name of a person who has extremely terrible takes on sports.

That is a Max Snowden level take right there.

by LJ8_LOL June 16, 2022

max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person

omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Max

he is a nonce who swipes 13 year olds

me :have you seen our friend? he is a bit of a max.
friend: ye he is a right max.

by MrBigW January 7, 2019

Max

A boy that is very confusing about his feelings. You have feelings for him but you don't want the feelings. No matter how hard you try you can't stop liking him. You are heartbroken that you have to go to different schools as him. You love him, but you can't tell if he loves you. He is popular, you are not. He flirts with other girls but when it's just the two of you he is kind. When you are alone you hug and get very close. You talk about your day. His strange friend that has a girlfriend in which she is a bitch. And she gets mad when her boyfriend flirts with you. He is very cute and nice. He is tearing you apart. You have daily traditions where he jumps over your head in gym class. You can't help but smile when you see him. You are sad it's summer since it means you won't see him and it's one year until you go to different schools as him.

That Max really knows how to confuse a girl.

by Crystalsafm June 11, 2018

Max

A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.

He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.

Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland

by Lel no May 27, 2019