Jacob

Also known as Cameron, Rick, and James, Jacob is a kid who is a founding member of NHM and larps genuinely fucking everything from his name, to getting an Xbox, and to talking to foids.

Lukas: Yo
Jacob: I FUCKED 67 GIRLS TODAY AND MY SCHOOL GOT SHOT UP BOI

by UltimateAryan December 16, 2025

Jacob

Is absolutely madly in love with his hot big booth Latina girlfriend named Betzy, Latinas love Jacob, and Jacob’s tend to be packin

“Jacob is super cool, and his girlfriend is so hot, I wish I was Jacob”

by Lilbetzycakes January 2, 2026

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing person, but sometimes picks the wrong things without noticing and once he does notice its too late

First girl - "heyyy jacob ft??"
Second girl - "give me your phone rn"

Jacob - *hands phone to second girl*

by ykw.i.am - 1.9.24 January 10, 2026

Jacob

Someone who always cares deeply about their ex partners and their family and always wishes the best for them. He is someone who should be considered for a second chance.

Hey Rachel you should see what Jacob is getting into now a days. I know he means well.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

Jacob Holley

The #1 who likes getting pegged

Y’all here jacob holley dropped anotha one

by tttuuuh November 22, 2021

Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.

Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

Jacob

A Jacob has big dick energy.

You’re lucky to meet Jacob with big dick energy

by godisthebesteverintheworld November 22, 2021