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japper

when someone is talking shit about you
oh he is such a JAPPER
by handleeldnad June 17, 2024
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Japunani

A portmanteau of "Japanese" and "punani"; a Japanese woman's pussy.
Is it true that Japunani is sideways, and that's why they pixelate it?
by BobRossIsBae2020 June 28, 2024
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Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder

Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder (JCOD) is a disorder in people (usually white men. white women can be too) where they are obsessed with Japanese Culture. It can be a phase or chronic. Cases include:

Mild: Likes japanese culture. Watches anime but other shows too. Talks about it rarely so it’s not annoying. Eats japanese food a good bit. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they respect their opinion. This is Usually Chronic.

Mid: Loves japanese culture. They watch anime a lot and rarely watch other shows. They talk about the culture a lot, and they eat japanese food a lot. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they say “ok” but are mad about it. This can be Chronic or a Phase.

Severe: Extremely Obsessed with the culture. All they watch is anime. All they talk about is japanese culture. They eat japanese food for most of their meals. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they get super defensive about it and if it’s their friend, they unfriend them. In rare cases, they may even be part of the buddhist religion. This is usually a phase.

Please keep in mind that JCOD doesn’t affect Japanese People because this is their culture that they are part of.
Mild:

Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: That’s fine. I like it.

Mid:
Hobo 1: I don’t like anime
Hobo 2: Ok
(later in the day hobo 2 acts like a dick)

Severe
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: F**k you. We’re not friends anymore
Hobo 1: Bro u got japanese cultural obsession disorder
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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Japfag

Slur used online to define a person that bases their entire personality on liking Japan. Most of the times, however, they don't like Japan as much as they like anime and/or manga, so they develope an affinity for Japan due to mere association.

They can be spotted on sites like TikTok or 4chan's international board, praising Japan for superficial reasons, or saying things like ''Japan is in 2050''. They also tend to ignore any negative aspect of the country, idealizing it to delusional points.

Some of them get to travel or even live in Japan. Once they arrive, there's a 1 out of 5 chances they will start a mediocre youtube vlog/instagram page about living in Japan, because there's obviously not enough of them already.
A: As soon as I turn 18, I'm going to Japan
B: Quit it, japfag.
by Baconhuevos21 December 1, 2024
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Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
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Japan

japan is a producer with small cock but hard beats tho

reportedly gay
Did you seen new japan?
Yeah hes beats fire but hes cock...damn he got like 2 cm
by ppayn33 December 29, 2024
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Japanese tip tickling

The act between two Japanese men that engage in tickling each other's penis tips as if engaged in sword fighting.
"Hey Conner why did you and Adam start Japanese tip tickling in the locker room?"
by Lucky and bolder January 8, 2025
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