A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.
by Paypayufo December 4, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot
That's Jacob
by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.
by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by Jshduxneud February 11, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. he is always a silly goose
by somebody not the silly goose December 10, 2021
Get the jacob mouillesseauxmug. A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
Get the Jacob Rennermug.