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the penis game 

the penis game is a game in which two or more players say the word "penis" starting from a whisper and progressing to a balls-out scream. the loser is the person who attracts a designated person's attention first. the designated person is not aware of the game taking place.
penis...
Penis...
PENIS!!!
::somebody turns around::
You lose, muthafucka!
the penis game by JayStar June 11, 2005
A device that lets out pheromones that attract Asian people.

Can also be used for playing games
Question: "Wanna sex me? I have GameBoy!"
Answer: "Werr, herro! You have SuperMarioBros?"
GameBoy by SoulNiggaMan September 25, 2007

Phillies Game 

A generic name use when you are too embarrassed to say what you are really doing in Philadelphia. It doesn't matter if the Phillies are actually playing that day, or if it is even baseball season.
Jock co-worker: Yo, what are you doing this weekend?

Ashamed co-worker: I'm going to a comic convention...err, I mean Phillies game.
Phillies Game by Titmas February 11, 2009

home game 

n. To have sex with a person of the opposite sex.
"My gaydar tells me that he/she plays only 'home games'."
home game by Urban Decider November 3, 2012

swipe game 

Run a credit card through a strippers ass
Hey gurrrrllllll let me use that swipe game
swipe game by praisethesun123 April 21, 2017

The UrbanDictionary Game

A game invented involving UrbanDictionary which can be played with 2 or more players, preferably those who do not surf UrbanDictionary for hours at a time. The rules of the game as are follows.

1. Almost everything on UrbanDictionary is sexually related in some way, so the goal is to guess how many definitions there are for a word.

2. The Wordmaster (typically the guy with the computer) searches for a word on UD. Before pressing enter, each player guesses how many sexually related definitions there will be.

3. Following The Price Is Right rules, the person who is closest without going over wins. This person then gets a point. Two people can place the same bet, but no more than once every three points.

4. In the event of a tie with two players, a sexual term is entered and the number of NONsexual definitions is guessed.

5. In the event of a tie between multiple players, the tie can be worked out by a round of rock paper scissors, shin kicking, or wiener fencing.

6. A bonus point is given if you guess the definition of a word before it is searched.

7. A headless goat is delivered to a male player if he is found to already know the number of definitions beforehand.

8. A point is deducted if all other players unanimously decide that another player's chosen word is downright gay, disgusting, or just stupid.
Two guys playing The UrbanDictionary Game

Steve: Okay okay... ummmmm donkeypunch
*Bill types in donkeypunch*
Bill: Umm... six references.
Steve: I'm gonna go with four.
*Bill presses enter*
Both: What the fuck???!??

Steve then loses a point.