More Projects than the Ghetto

When one is Extremely busy. They often have multiple projects or tasks going on at the same time.

Joe: " Do you have time to help me with something?" Sally: "I'd love to but right now I got more projects than the ghetto!"

by DJ Jazzy Jess November 17, 2020

Ghetto Grove

Nickname for my school

friend: hey what school do you go to
Me: Ghetto Grove

by Anonymous[89384] October 1, 2018

Ghetto Camping

A term that refers to sleeping in your car after getting in an altercation with a roommate, family member, or spouse.

My mom made me mad so I went ghetto camping.

by Arealnigga1738 March 24, 2025

Ghetto Wall

When a group of ghetto kids block the hallway, preventing kids who actually give shit about grades and stuff from getting to class.

Teacher: Alex, you're late. Can you explain to me why?
Alex: I got blocked off by a Ghetto Wall.

by Guy_With_A_Stick June 8, 2016

Ghetto Literature

Graffiti - Usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods.

I can't help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.

by sp00kyspac October 15, 2016

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013