Life.
Me: I got no life.
Friend: Of course you do
Me: THEN WHY IS THE FRIDGE EMPTY
Me: I NEED FOOD MAN. ITS MY LIFE.
Friend: Of course you do
Me: THEN WHY IS THE FRIDGE EMPTY
Me: I NEED FOOD MAN. ITS MY LIFE.
by @Miss Weeaboo August 28, 2016

I used to shoot heroin but I can’t find it now that the dealers all switched to selling food instead.
by Geronimo 1997 February 6, 2023

The result of someone's hard work and effort attempting to make something that's very easy to mess up that you devour and place in your stomach.
I eat food.
by TheEpicMonke September 11, 2022

The most disgusting shit you can eat on the streets of India. It's filled with salmonella and fuck knows what.
by Real wigger boy July 2, 2024

It's a day where you get your best friend something from a fast food restaurant u have to tho its important
by Zahra md June 25, 2021

My friend and I ate the same thing for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and we weren't even hanging out, we're Food Twins.
by FoodTwins August 14, 2017

That food was delisious.
by Jamie R. MIS May 15, 2014
