Food toilet

Another term for microwave. It’s usual glass disc spins just as water spins in a toilet.

Political Jargon when you’re too drunk to understand what they’re talking about; or if sober when they no longer make any sense.

The food toilet is brand new, let me use it first before you destroy it.

These food toilets are just stuffing the media with nonsense.

by Crankdat defs November 22, 2025

post-food-clarity

- The shitty feeling you get after making an expensive doordash order, and eating it until you are stuffed (or sometimes not finishing your food)

- Emotions range from feeling hopeless, depressed, fatigue, and broke.

-Bro you just bought 50 wings from wingstop, why aren't you eating?

-Yeah man, I just ate 20, and I'm full... And I have 30 wings left. I can't believe I just wasted 60 bucks on some tough ass chicken. I'm going to cry myself to sleep and let my wings get hard as a rock in the fridge
-Damn bro, post-food-clarity is a bitch

by Post food clarity hater December 5, 2025

Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA)

An association comprised of retarded kids at Millbury High School who throw food at each other during lunch, in which the only rule is to not throw liquids at one another. A snapchat groupchat

Damn bro, Aiden Phillipo is a Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA) legend, this dude really hit a teacher with a carrot and got away with it. Nicholas Jones on the other hand is the biggest retard in the entirety of the Millbury Food Fight Association (MFFA), as this dumb fucking nigger always throws stupid ass shit like milk and syrup at people because he's an anti-fun loser.

by dumbperson12345 December 11, 2025

NoMo’s Food

Food so visibly abysmal even Oguri Cap wouldn’t eat it.

Dude, her meal is just as bad as NoMo’s food.

by John Umamusume December 27, 2025

Irish Food

Inspiration to find better places to eat.
Better known as the world's most okay-est food.

Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...

by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025

Carmel catholic cafeteria food

This might be one of the best parts of Carmel. Like even if you’re not already hungry, the smell leading up to the lunch line as you walk towards the cafeteria generates this huge appetite in you. Like you start to starve no matter what food you had beforehand. It’s probably chemicals they put in it to get you to spend your money there. But who cares. The best food is actually the wraps and sandwiches that you can make yourself. Super underrated. And there’s ice cream and cookies every day and all these different drinks and sodas. Like yes it’s overpriced but it’s way better food than other cafeterias. Like it’s good quality. And the lunch employees are outstanding. The cafeteria food is one of the only things Carmel is good for ngl.

why am i so damn hungry
You are walking up to the cafeteria and you smell the Carmel catholic cafeteria food
It’s amazing

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025

food permit

a permit that you have to apply for if you cant stop eating all the food at your house or workplace.

jason was such a danger to food, he had to get a food permit.

by Phil Elverum February 11, 2025