casual NBA fan

You.

You are a casual NBA fan that knows nothing about the sport of Basketball.

by thanksforreadingthisdefinition January 8, 2023

Fan fu

Fan is a person that is very smart. He likes to give copies of anything if you give him money. He likes girls not boys.

No one:
Fan: Anyone want copies for $2 says Fan fu

by Wikipediaforyou April 9, 2019

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

redsox fan

The most pile of trash team you can possibly think about. They have obnoxious fans who are a disgrace to the planet due to their lack of baseball knowledge, and smell like complete and utter shit. It's the type of team you would say, "oh hey? Is that guy wearing a redsox jersey? What a fuckin douche!" Any time you see the redsox, you would want to grab the nearest sharp object, forcefully shove it through your eyeballs, then shove it up your ass until you start leaking anal blood however make sure to catch it so you can drink it and die of choking on the anal blood.

Jimbo is a redsox fan. He watches and roots vehemently for the redsox every day. His friend Hubert calls him a fuckface for watching such a pile of garbage. Jimbo cries in his pillow like the pussy bitch he is for rooting for the redsox. Don't be like Jimbo. Be like Hubert.

by IdkWhat2Type July 24, 2019

death grips fan

the most unhinged people that you'd never want to hang out with

person nr. 1: hey, let's be friends!
person nr. 2: okay, what's your favorite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!! 1!1!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*

by john overscore December 31, 2023

Toxic Fan

An obsessed and entitled fan of a celebrity, movie, TV series, etc. who goes out of their way to worship who/what they’re a fan of. They spread hate and belittle anyone who disagrees with their obsession.

Example:

Viewer: “Did you see —- new video? She looked pretty tired.”

Toxic Fan: “Don’t you think you should know all the facts before you comment??? She’s more put together than you ever thought of being?? Smarter too😤🙄🖕🏻

by Anon_007 January 16, 2022

New FNaF fans

New FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy's) fans are fans of the well known horror game Five Nights at Freddy's that became fans in mid 2023.

Person 1: My favorite character is Montgomery Gator!

Person 2: These new FNaF fans, bro...

by Confibulator July 19, 2023