Ethan Learn

A guy with a big dick and likes animals. If you meet a Ethan Learn just know not to get on his bad side. He probably plays a-lot of games with good character development and has a-lot of pets his bestfriends are probably people with a E or R in their names. He will be the person to get a big booty goth girl or anyone who appears out of his league. But be careful when it comes to sexual things he will be able to bring it out of you. Ethan Learn does not support gays and feels strongly about it.

Hot girl 1: WOAH WHO IS THAT SEXY MAN WITH A DAD BOD!
Her friend: oh thats Ethan Learn i heard he has a big shlong

by EthanHall September 12, 2021

Ethan

A crazy insane comic book, tv fan. Obsessed with cookies and slim Jim’s. Most famed quote is mi espanul smarte and is known for doing crazy things and saying things that don’t make sense

A Ethan has his hands on a slim Jim.

by White_knife22 June 18, 2019

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022

Ethan

Sexy, Hot, Fine, so goshdarn cute and the most amazing and perfect person in the whole world.

Ethan’s so hot

by imtotallyreal April 3, 2025

Ethan Alexander

Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.

Hey, Ethan Alexander is really hot.
Ethan Alexander is super funny!

by My boy todd5656 April 16, 2019

Ethanitis

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.

Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.

Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.

by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

Ethan

the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor

“that guy is so funny! what’s his name?”
“Ethan obviously”
“Ohhh that makes sense”

by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022