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I could eat a knob at night

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.
Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."
by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007
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Don't Shit Where I Eat

This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.

The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).
Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.
by Haleys Comments June 11, 2006
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eat me im organic

a secret gc made by a gay hacker to chat with sum equally gay friends
Have you heard the rumor about eat me im organic. Apparently someone in our school is associated with that.
by Stonyyyy!!!!!! October 14, 2019
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I will eat your nut

Its when a woman eats a nut
Wamen: hey! let me eat your nut~ I will eat your nut...
by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021
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def where we eat

a "fouling the nest" reference inspired by the gulf oil tragedy
cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat

rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!

one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
by michael foolsley May 22, 2010
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National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020
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Cheese eating surrender monkey

The Cheese Eating surrender Monkeys live in France and Wisconsin, namely the green bay packers.
The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys live in france
by DiamondComodo April 26, 2022
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