Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.

Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.

by montrilonite December 31, 2011

dick strippers

Hands used to rub one off!

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!

by rick longg May 1, 2008

dick trauma

Significant injury to ones penis.

After Elizabeth kicked Troy in the ballsack, Troy experienced dick trauma.

by Sunny two peat January 3, 2014

dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017

dick welding

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

by Lucas W. June 13, 2017