Dad

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.

Dad come back

by Dadbgone March 28, 2019

Seth's Dad

A term used by people who can not find something or someone and want something to say about a fat kid without a father figure that they don't know even exists.

My pencil just done a Seth's dad under my desk.

by Petrol Inhalor November 15, 2023

Olivers' Dad

Poof gone lol

Joe: Hey isnt Olivers' Dad at the shop

Oli: fuck you

by peenwa March 6, 2020

thick dad

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore

Your father is a thick dad.

by Monarcas June 14, 2018

Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

Single dad

A Male parent who Raised a child by himself

Single dads are nice

by 459395 March 18, 2023

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022