barbarian cream

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it

Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!

by Olhatch October 19, 2022

Cream Soda

The frothy mixture of cum and lube

You won't believe how much cream soda I had to clean up after nailing Trudy

by swaggyguy127 December 14, 2015

Pussy cream

Pussy cream is really really creamy and also white.

Hey my pussy creamed and it’s creamy.

by Pussy cream March 7, 2022

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

Berries and cream

My favourite, absolutely scrumptious pudding! Yum! Yum! I love creeeeam!

Ooooo yeahhhhh go harder go berries and cream!!🥵

by Berrue and cream December 12, 2021

Whipped cream

A man or woman who has exceptional abilities in his/her profession.

- Lebron James is a cherry.

- No, he is just a whipped cream.

by TamasA February 4, 2020