by Olhatch October 19, 2022
Get the barbarian creammug. by swaggyguy127 December 14, 2015
Get the Cream Sodamug. by Pussy cream March 7, 2022
Get the Pussy creammug. Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches
Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches
Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim
by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022
Get the cream pouchmug. (verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022
Get the Wet Turtle Creammug. by Berrue and cream December 12, 2021
Get the Berries and creammug. by TamasA February 4, 2020
Get the Whipped creammug.