Cheese Tongue

Cheese eating, wine drinking surrender monkeys and the associated groups. French, Quebecois, etc.

We were up'ta camp and Dave started using cheese tongue words like bonjour and toilet. We told him to cut that shit out right quick.

by Ph8- September 3, 2016

Cheese Phlegm

noun; Cheese Phlegm also known as Dip Skin or Queso de Piel , is the thick, skin like layer of cheese that forms a top of cheese dips as it sets.

I don't want anymore chips. The is queso is getting Cheese Phlegm.

by ShatterTanner June 11, 2023

A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017

Hott Cheese

Synonym for jizz commonly used in Wisconsin and other parts of the Midwest.

Freddy got his hott cheese all over my face last night. Way to go Freddy.

by Hott Cheese September 4, 2016

wrinkle cheese

The collection of dead skin cells, lint, and dirt that collects inside the folds of an overweight person or old person’s skin and begins to decay, smelling and looking like cheese.

That fat guy smelled like wrinkle cheese.

by PhatJ February 2, 2018

verbal cheese

When somebody says cheesy shit

"My guitar is almost as beautiful as you" -Bf
"Stfu with your verbal cheese." -gf

by SookieXD April 21, 2016