butt beans

Canned beans that make the room smell like butt when you open them. These are particularly bad if they are "organic" or "rice and beans" in a can.

Roommate 1:"Hey, why does the kitchen smell like butt?"
Roommate 2: "I just bought these organic beans in can from Oregon, they're progressive... want some?"
Roommate 1: "Why would I eat butt beans?"

by Mississippi Fireant July 13, 2014

butt velcro

A situation that occurs when two males engage in anal scissoring, in which anal pubic hair becomes entangled.

Guy1: Hey bro, lets scissor!
Guy2: Sure thing bro. As long as you shave this time, so we don't butt velcro again.

Guy1: Of course. Last time it took us 3 hours to untangle ourselves.

Guy2: Yeah, we don't want that happening again. It was painful.

by Doug123456 December 23, 2011

Sluts with butts

When you see girls, that are obviously sluts, but have nice asses.

Last night was awesome man! Me and jay hooked up with these sluts with butts, i'm hooked!

by soccerzion January 18, 2011

Butt Dial

An unintentional gluteal command to engage in conversation

uh-oh. You butt dialed me again.

by Caroly Q October 1, 2018

Worm Butt

When you see something that scares or disgusts you so much... that you clinch your buttcheeks so tightly, that not even a worm could get inside.

That new Nitemare on Elm Street movie gave me worm butt!

by Brownie ESQ July 9, 2010

Butt Hashing

The act of Pooping into a closed container and setting it out in the sun for two to three days, then opening it and inhaling the fumes to get high.

Bro, you smell like a butt hole. Have you been Butt Hashing again?

by butthasher April 25, 2011

Butt Scream

A fart : "a flatus expelled through the butt hole"
Extreme Flatulence at an inconvenient time

Sarah, I have been butt screaming all afternoon we need to go to duane read and get some gasx

Did you hear that butt scream? it was like an 8 on the rectum scale

by CityScream October 29, 2011