baby blumpkin

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.

Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.

by Chainsaw217 October 6, 2012

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

baby breaker

1. when a woman gets punched in the baby maker

2. like Combo breaker, but on a woman with a blow to the gut

B-B-Baby Breaker!

by inuyasha3896 March 10, 2011

Baby Pool

When you cum in a girl’s bellybutton

I gave the biggest Baby Pool to this chick last night

by JDPatriot November 8, 2021

Baby Stroke

When a girl is having sex with a dude and he has no idea what he is doing, his strokes are inconsistent and he is usually yelling weird ass shit because he is enjoying it, not you

"Oh Brittney, take this nice and hard, yeah yeah"

"You have such a baby stroke, I don't think I had an orgasm once"

by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016

Victory Baby

Victory baby is always victorious! He has never been beaten! His enemy's flee the moment he walks in the room! With his fist near his face and lips clenched it is truly a miracle that he has been frogoten after all these years.

Victory baby says" victory, baby!"

by SFKid 22 June 1, 2017

baby hell

the place that you find yourself in with a baby who won't stop crying

oh man Bubs couldn't sleep last night and was just crying and crying... i was in baby hell

by luna magnet February 25, 2011