a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.
by ex_lax70 April 18, 2021
Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 05, 2024
1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 08, 2022
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
by heccarina June 18, 2018
Dont be an Asshole
by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021
LITERAL DEFINITION:
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
I will just now and I am ready to give a loving lASSHOLE KISS as my mouth naturally applies closing all the way around YOUR ASSHOLE and I lovingly begin the ASSHOLE LOVE MAKING tasting the ASSHOLE real well as I discharge air as it goes naturally inside as the sensual sound it makes as I just THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE and wait.
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021