Nasty Adam

The Nasty Adam:

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.

I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.

by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021

Adam

Adam is a bad looking guy is very wet and cant take a joke everyone will try and get on his nerves and it works because he is a little baby inside although he never does anything wrong apart from cry when he gets given a hard maths question he will also try make you look like an idiot but extremely rarely succeeds

Adam is very bent

by He is so bent July 18, 2019

Adam

Lazy dude that has long hair

Guy 1: Why isn't Adam here?
Guy 2: He's too busy sleeping!

by dragonslayerlouis January 13, 2022

Adam-teasing

Men's version of eve teasing

omgaaaaa!! That girl tried to kidnap me bruh...i gotta file an Adam-Teasing Case.

by onyx hoola July 29, 2025

Adam Thielen

A wonderful species of human containing the most wonderful bliss and most tender fans thus of kings

“damn didn’t see Adam Thielen get 70 yards”

by Whazzup3723 May 7, 2022

Adam Synder

6'4 black, d1 commit to Georgia. Absolute unit and amazing golf player and bowler. Makes everyone wet in a 5 mile radius and pulls mad girls.

Bro I just saw Adam Synder and came.

by Person38484 April 5, 2022

Adam Lynch

A Ginger who is extremely racist and likes Dream SMP

Adam Lynch just said multiple slurs!

by Coop.sheisty.shmonky May 12, 2022