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Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.
I am a real asshole sometimes
by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019
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Asshole

Netflix for agreeing that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together
Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn are now bf and gf

Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole
by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021
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Asshole

Justin thinks Paige is an asshole
by Asslicker12456 December 28, 2020
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Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots
Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream
by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025
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Asshole

A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.
Her boyfriend is an asshole...
She has nothing left because of that asshole
by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019
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puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015
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Urban Assholes

volounteers who vote no to any new word submitted by users that is still pending
"i'm gonna check my e-mail to see if my word was approved! ah shit it got denied because a bunch of urban assholes decided to deny it"
by Protix August 14, 2020
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