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Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011
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wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody
by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023
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Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.
Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.
by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025
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donkey doodle

Kid 1: “donkey doodle you dude stop stealing my play-doh”
Kid 2: “im telling the teacher
Kid 1: “please don’t”
by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 October 8, 2021
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Donkey Dong

Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.
by pickypocket September 8, 2025
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judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick
Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom
by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022
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Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.
by il_squid April 10, 2022
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