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I don't know i'm Thuli

Something you say when you don't know a topic or an answer. It is a form of ragebait against your peers. Originated from the island of Sri Lanka, where it was found written on a slab of clay, in an unknown language.
Mike: Yo did you fix your car
Kelvin: I don't know i'm Thuli...
by Matthew Regozo October 28, 2025
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I don't want to call you

That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️
Ethan"I don't want to call you"
Samatha"You don't love me?"
Ethan"No"
by bigslongdick._ February 26, 2022
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Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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Don't speak

Hym "If I'm commenting on something, I'm commenting on the parts a have read or have heard about. If what I'm saying is concordant with objective reality, then I am correct. End of discussion, faggot. It doesn't matter WHICH religion I'm speaking about. You're extra-crispy in all three. Don't speak to me about not speaking about things... Bitch... And FURTHERMORE, I'm like a wildly accredited academic with, like, a bunch of citations and am the greatest writer since Shakespeare."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
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Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.
" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"
by ManyPepper January 19, 2022
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It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.
Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.
by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022
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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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