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Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.
This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen
by Lottie J June 18, 2019
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Max

The best Person i‘ve ever met. Funny, beautiful, kind and the best lover in the world. I can tell him everything and he looks at me with the same eyes as bevor. I‘m truely in love with him and couldn't imagine a better Boy friend than him. He understands me even if I sometimes can't give him the love he deserves, but he still does everything to make me feel good. Even when the whole world breaks around me, he makes me smile
by jlolov November 21, 2021
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Max E

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.
"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"
by Lynnich February 8, 2019
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Maxxing

Maxxing means to "do the most of." It can be added after any word.
Looksmaxxing: attempting to appear more attractive (exercising, mewing, etc)
Smellmaxxing - to try to smell better (perfumes, cologne, etc)
Jelqingmaxxing - to try to get a bigger penis (self explanatory)
Usually added at the end of a word.
Incel 1 - Bro have you seen incel 3? He started jelqingmaxxing and his 1 inch penis turned into a 1.1 inch penis!
Incel 2 - No way!!!
by sidobelei December 26, 2023
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max

max is a boy that you only find once in a lifetime. probably once in a million lifetimes. most people aren’t able to see who max is, i mean really see him. he feels everything so deeply that it’s often impossible to express. max has these ethereal blue eyes that hold more pain, love, and desire - be careful, or you’ll get lost in them for hours. his smile is so unbelievably beautiful that you’ll wish he was always happy, always smiling that gorgeous smile, but he won’t be. max, for all the joy he feels, often feels pain as well. he gets lost in himself, in his thoughts and emotions. when this happens you just have to hold him and love him through it, love him through absolutely anything (i promise, it’s worth it). make sure to give him lots of cuddles, ride shotgun any chance you get, listen to all of his music (it’ll tell you a lot about him), and always make sure he feels safe and loved. watch the sunset with him, preferably by the water, and stay there with him until the stars come out and blanket the night sky. kiss him while it rains, hold his hand every chance you get, and let his heartbeat lull you to sleep when you lay your head on his chest. max has dreams, goals, and hope for the future. if you’re lucky enough to be apart of those dreams, show him that you’ll do what it takes to make them come true. he’s been hurt before, so don’t let it happen again. if you happen to find him, love him with everything you have, it will be the best adventure you’ve ever been on.
max? oh yeah, i’m in love with that dude.
by kmoneyxo April 13, 2020
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max drummey

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!

he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*
person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face

person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?

person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face
by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009
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max hebden

Max hebdon is a top bloke, his hobbies consist of having hoes, walking around in his tech fleece and trapstar, acting like he runs the streets of essendon. he enjoys telling stories of his past steetfighting career. he lives off his daddy’s money and likes to flex his boujee items. he is known around here to be a ladies man having to fight off all the hot women everyday
Do you know max hebden?

Yes ofc, he is a top bloke with so many mates
by hehfheicjsjcie July 8, 2023
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