Move Fuckin' Tree

Accomplishing a task that at times seems too tough, or something you severely dread to do. But, you know it has to be done.

Hey, Megan, I see you finally made it to work. " yeah, I had to stop in the middle of the road. I had to move fuckin' tree."

by Footguy1975 April 17, 2025

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

whites tree frog

The best Species of frog! Loves to have lots of friends In the wild and In a vivarium.

Sadie just bought two whites tree frogs! She named the Mike and Bruce.

by Froglover360 January 21, 2023

treeing

Stealing trees for my business to obtain cash from outside sources

We're short on rent money? Let's go treeing then

by treeing July 7, 2018

mark tree

A musical instrument also called wind chimes that bands utilize. Makes an incredible amount of noise if you touch it accidentally or run by. Played by running a finger through it.

The percussionist ran his finger through the mark tree at the beginning of the piece.

by BandNazi May 25, 2007

Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022