ecological food desert

whereas just "food desert" is currently considered (more from public health perspective) as places where the local populations do not have (convenient) access to affordable, healthy food, this more wholistic concept is a less human-centric understanding that implies both, a low, non-proportionate amount of food grown, and dependency on (usually both environmentally unsustainable and imbalanced fossil fuel energies and farm land stewardship) less-/unnatural imports of food from "non-renewable" or less lively (e.g. degraded/depleted top soils and watersheds) source farms
After being affected by the spirit of "deep ecology", I had a fresher awareness of the ironic, or at least unnatural, situation of how the grocery stores, markets, restaurants, etc. made it appear like there's an abundance of food, but our less- or unhealthy human-built environment that had me dependent on unsustainable, imbalanced energies (like fossil fuels and their corresponding implements) actually was an ecological food desert.
by kikibo22 July 12, 2019
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no docket, no food

What chef's say when servers/dishwashers ask for food, and the chefs get mad
Jeff: Can I get a Burrito?
Ethan: NO DOCKET NO FOOD!

Jeff: IT IS JUST A BURRITO
(10 minutes later
Ethan: NO DOCKET, NO FOOD
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roundabout food

Microwave food, often bought from large supermarkets in plastic tray containers.

Named ironically: the more times it has to go around, the less fun it is to eat.
Mark: I've had no time to cook this week, so its been roundabout food since Wednesday.
by joetimes March 09, 2010
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kitten food

Food that's basically for kittens.
Feed the kittens kitten food.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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fast food long

when you go to get a quick bite to eat and for some reason your order takes forever
person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger

Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese

Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long
by lil steezy January 14, 2010
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food brain

A verb; to enter a state of mind where all is incomprehensible until delicious food such as Paczki enters the mouth hole. Occures often and can lead to severe frustration if not properly cared for.
Boi, you got mad food brain, let's get you chow ASAP.
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Deranged Food

Phrase: Used to describe a food that is not necessarily gross, but very bizarre.

Meatballs are not inherently gross, but the name and the thought of “meat” in ball form is very disturbing and deranged when thought about.
“Lasagna is so weird if you think about it, its just meat, sauce, and cheese separated into layers by slabs of pasta”

“Lasagna is a deranged food
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